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guys I’m not even kidding if you wanna be friends message me

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mrschriskendall:

is no one gonna talk about when you wear shorts to a restaurant and you sit in a booth and your lEGS STICK TO THE BOOTH AND YOU GOTTA RIP YOUR FUCKING SKIN OFF TO GET UP

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"Writers and filmakers, that is, people who describe the world, suffer from an occupational disease. They never experience moments in life quite spontaneously. You always look at yourself from the outside. Even as a child I always observed myself and the world. I believe that everyone who chooses this path in any way, who chooses to be a describer of life, suffers from this condition. It’s like a mental obsession. It can be a great pity too. It robs you of a certain joy in spontaneity."

- Michael Haneke, from My Life (2009)

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Yeah I’m not going to the party hahaha

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I got invited to a party and now in kinda freaking out like do I go or not??

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pandafreakforlife:

I hate when the media makes The Hunger Games look like a battle for love. Get your bullshit fantasies away. This is about murder, over powered government, and a girl trying to change the way things are. News flash not every girls fantasy is to find true love.

the irony here is that our media is doing exactly what the Capitol did in the books; downplaying the murder, focusing on the bullshit love story

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  • cute boy tells me i'm pretty: lmao i know are u jealous
  • cute girl tells me i'm pretty: [stumbles backwards] ....... dear god...... i.... how could this happen......
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gundamtanalca:

the first death note opening was so good and cool and cinematic and then they did the second one and it was just

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postllimit:

imagine playing this and getting to say “SHREKMATE”

postllimit:

imagine playing this and getting to say “SHREKMATE”

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you-know-you-kn0w-me:

leonkumquat:

when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

they’re married now

THIS IS ALL I WANT

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